Nature’s Path, North America’s leading organic cereal manufacturer, and Allston Café are partnering up to offer Boston residents a free breakfast and coffee. Nature’s Path is following its “Eat Well. Do Good.” mantra by providing local patrons with a free organic breakfast and a cup of coffee from Allston Café. The first 200 people in store on each day will receive a free small drink served in a sustainable mug, and a sample of Nature’s Path’s widely popular Pumpkin Flax Plus Granola.

So thanks for that Nature’s Path! Though to be honest I’m a wee confused about what kind of hippie organic food company you’ve got there, what with the mandating on-the-job drug testing. I prefer my crunchy-type-provisioners to be stem and seed friendly.

Two scoops? Herrell’s is converting into the Allston Cafe, and I’m enjoying the animosity projecting from those who hate either the idea or the dirty, dirty people who came up with it (conveniently ignoring the consensus dumping a teddy-bear’d chain concept is of course the dead-right thing for the community). Feel it burn in the boglo comments. Fun stuff.

weller wrote: Sometimes brash and quirky really means annoying and self important……seeking attention……I’m so different….no your not….your really not. Sort of the same way alcaholic mentally ill homeless person doesn’t equal magical shaman……I HATE Allston.

BuckNutz12 wrote: Heroin and Ice Creame…..great combo

neworder wrote: Punks are fun, but Allston is still the WORST. The WORST parking. The WORST ppl. The WORST commute. And the WORST Venue — Harper’s Ferry (Jimmie’s Chicken Shack played there).

mmedefarge wrote: I would be afraid to buy anything from those people, let alone something edible.

Celts2008 wrote: The idea that someone with tats and thus potentially with Hep A, B, or C is serving me food is disgusting.

Celts2008 wrote: Goth-flavored ice cream with angst toppings.
Look at me. I’m wearing black. I’m so bloody hip. I saw the Cure once.