Jun
27
Not-yo nachos
Posted by nathanael. Filed Under bars, restaurants | Leave a Comment
Nacho Patrol is back in Allston, amusingly & predictably disappointed over at the White Horse.
Could it be? No, it couldn’t possibly. Or could it?? They couldn’t. They simply wouldn’t! But they did. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, White Horse Tavern committed a sin so vile, so horrific, that it was heretofore unfathomable: AMERICAN CHEESE.
Jan
10
New Year Nacho Mamas
Posted by nathanael. Filed Under photos | Leave a Comment
Nacho Patrol has been eating their way through Allston. Their gut, your gain. HEED THEIR WISDOM.
Sunset Bar & Grill: massive
We were in heaven…yet it quickly turned to hell. These nachos suffer from too much of a good thing– so many ingredients were piled on them that it was near impossible to get an even distribution. It took us a good ten minutes to crack through the cheese to get to the pork, and even then, only Guest Judge Doreen had easy access.
Common Ground: unflavored
After a few bites we flagged down our waitress and asked for a side of chili in hope of a hail mary. We poured it on top and hoped for the best, but unfortunately, all was lost, as even the chili was bland…
Our House West: best when intoxicated
Yet despite all the awkwardness and embarrassment, we continue to return, for the $3 Brubaker’s, consistently favorable male-to-female ratio, and the fact that it is within stumbling distance of Nacho Patrol World Headquarters.
That sounds about right.